How to embarrass the one you love 101

1. Attend faculty exhibition opening which includes work on display by ________ (insert loved one's name here)

2. Take camera

3. Insist _______ (insert loved one's name here) stands next to his (or her) work for photograph.

4. Tell everyone within earshot that his (or her) work is by far the best work there and that anyone who disagrees should meet you in the alley.