red and white make.....

Do not adjust your monitor. What you are witnessing is the coolest parking lot this side of the Mississippi. Our office landlord decided to repave the parking lot and in a bold move we suggested to go with pink striping instead of the standard white. I believe the landlord's response was something like:

"We only have red or white paint"
and our response was something like:
"Hmm. Why don't you give them to us and we'll mix them together"